Welcome to The Triangle Official Website! * Located in Kidderminster, UK! * Now with over 14 species of grass! * Celebrating 47 years of triangular(ish) perfection! * Best viewed in Netscape Navigator 4.0 or higher!
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THE TRIANGLE

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Last updated: 04/15/1998

THE TRIANGLE

A Significant Geographical Formation of Cultural and Historical Importance
UNDER CONSTRUCTION

WELCOME!

The Triangle

Welcome to the official homepage of THE TRIANGLE! Established as a protected geographical feature in 1978, The Triangle represents one of the most perfectly(ish) formed triangular grass patches in Kidderminster, UK.

Our website provides information about this remarkable geometric wonder, its history, and how YOU can visit this extraordinary landmark. Please explore our site using the navigation buttons on the left.

NEW! Triangle Conservation Fund - Click HERE to donate!
ABOUT THE TRIANGLE
Triangle Diagram
Fig 1. Scientific diagram of The Triangle

HISTORICAL SIGNIFICANCE

The Triangle has been a landmark of significant importance since its discovery. Local folklore suggests that the perfectly(ish) triangular shape occurred naturally, though some scholars debate this claim.

In 1978, after extensive lobbying by the Triangular Preservation Society, this remarkable formation was granted protected status, ensuring its geometric(ish) integrity for future generations.

TRIANGLE FACTS:

Sides:3 (perfectly(ish) equal)
Angles:~60° each (almost equilateral)
Area:9.6 m²
Grass Species:14 distinct varieties
PLAN YOUR VISIT

VISITING HOURS:

Monday - Friday:9:00 AM - 5:00 PM
Saturday:10:00 AM - 4:00 PM
Sunday:11:00 AM - 3:00 PM
Public Holidays:CLOSED

ADMISSION FEES:

Adults:FREE
Children (under 12):FREE
Seniors (65+):FREE
Geometry Students:FREE

DIRECTIONS:

From London: Take M40, M42, M5 to Kidderminster

Local: Located in central Kidderminster

GPS: 52.351838, -2.2008346

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LOCATION MAP:
THE TRIANGLE, KIDDERMINSTER, UK
52.351838, -2.2008346
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IMPORTANT VISITOR INFORMATION:
  • No food or drinks allowed near The Triangle
  • Photography permitted (no flash)
  • Please stay on designated viewing platforms
  • No stepping on The Triangle grass
  • Gift shop located in Visitor Center
SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH
NEW! Download our research papers (PDF format - requires Adobe Acrobat Reader)

RECENT PUBLICATIONS:

Triangular(ish) Perfection: A Geometric Analysis

Author: Dr. Euclid Johnson | Date: March 1998

This groundbreaking study confirms that The Triangle maintains an almost perfect 60-degree angle at each vertex.

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Botanical Diversity Within Triangular Constraints

Author: Prof. Linda Grassley | Date: June 1997

An examination of how 14 distinct grass species coexist within the confined triangular ecosystem.

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The Cultural Impact of The Triangle on Local Communities

Author: Dr. Mark Shapely | Date: November 1996

This sociological study explores how The Triangle has influenced local identity.

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VIEW ALL RESEARCH PAPERS
PHOTO GALLERY
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Triangle View 1
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Triangle View 2
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Triangle View 4
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Please take a moment to sign our guestbook and share your Triangle experience!

RECENT GUESTBOOK ENTRIES:

ILoveTriangles
Posted on: 11/6/2025

My visit was my happiest day of my life.

GeometryWizard98
Posted on: 4/14/1998
http://geocities.com/SiliconValley/Heights/8756

FIRST!!1! This is the most amazing triangle I have ever seen in my entire life! The angles are so perfect(ish) that my protractor almost melted from excitement! Will definitely add this to my Geocities page about famous triangles!

GrassWhisperer
Posted on: 4/13/1998

As a professional grass enthusiast, I can confirm that all 14 varieties are thriving. The bermuda grass on the north-facing side is particularly lush. A triumph of triangular turf technology!

MathTeacher_Jane
Posted on: 4/12/1998
http://www.angelfire.com/math/triangles

Brought my geometry class here on a field trip. The students were absolutely triangle-tastic! One of them measured the angles THREE times just to be sure they were 60°(ish). Best educational trip ever!

TriangleMan
Posted on: 4/11/1998

WOW!!! Finally made the pilgrimage to The Triangle! The gift shop was amazing - bought 3 triangle rulers and a grass seed packet. My collection is now complete!

PythaorasRulz
Posted on: 4/10/1998
http://members.tripod.com/~pythagoras_fan/

a² + b² = c² PERFECTION! This triangle is living proof that geometry exists in nature! The perimeter measurements are exactly what I calculated using my new TI-83 calculator! MIND = BLOWN

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DISCLAIMER: This website is a joke. The Triangle is not a real tourist attraction. Created for entertainment purposes only!

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Last updated: April 15, 1998 by triangle_fan1978@geocities.com